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Old 01-03-2008, 07:19 AM
AA88Joe AA88Joe is offline
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Default Tell A JOKE

Tell a Joke we could all use a good laugh................

I did not see a thread for this if there is one I'm sorry, let me know and I will post jokes there from now on.


Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was
getting tired of it.

He decided to ask his shrink what
to do? The shrink said, "Since Christmas is coming up,
you should ask Johnny what he wants Santa to bring
him. If he cusses while he tells you his wish list,
leave a pile of dog poop in place of the gift or gifts
he Requests,"

Two days before Christmas, Johnny's
father asked him what he wanted for Christmas. I want
a damn teddy-bear laying right beside me when I
wake-up. When I go downstairs I want to see a damn
train going around the damn tree. And when I go
outside I want to see a damn bike leaning up against
the damn garage.

Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled
over into a pile of dog poop. Confused, he walked down
stairs and saw another pile under the tree. Scratching
his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of
dog poop by the garage.

When Johnny walked back inside
with a curious look on his face, his dad smiled and
asked, "What did Santa bring you this year?"

Johnny replied, "I think I got a dog but I can't find
the son-of-a-bi*#ch!"
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Old 01-17-2008, 09:50 PM
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what is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman ???

the snowballs :P
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Old 02-11-2008, 03:31 PM
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Another Joke and many more

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Old 02-11-2008, 03:31 PM
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Reall good one
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Old 02-11-2008, 03:33 PM
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Exclamation A Quiz Joke

What is better than Rockets AA
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Old 02-11-2008, 03:36 PM
tiff_610 tiff_610 is offline
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Talking Quiz JOke

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Fish Hooks JJ
They can catch more fish and make you more money than AA Rockets which many times blow up in your face
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Old 03-18-2008, 04:54 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AA88Joe
Tell a Joke we could all use a good laugh................

I did not see a thread for this if there is one I'm sorry, let me know and I will post jokes there from now on.


Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was
getting tired of it.

He decided to ask his shrink what
to do? The shrink said, "Since Christmas is coming up,
you should ask Johnny what he wants Santa to bring
him. If he cusses while he tells you his wish list,
leave a pile of dog poop in place of the gift or gifts
he Requests,"

Two days before Christmas, Johnny's
father asked him what he wanted for Christmas. I want
a damn teddy-bear laying right beside me when I
wake-up. When I go downstairs I want to see a damn
train going around the damn tree. And when I go
outside I want to see a damn bike leaning up against
the damn garage.

Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled
over into a pile of dog poop. Confused, he walked down
stairs and saw another pile under the tree. Scratching
his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of
dog poop by the garage.

When Johnny walked back inside
with a curious look on his face, his dad smiled and
asked, "What did Santa bring you this year?"

Johnny replied, "I think I got a dog but I can't find
the son-of-a-bi*#ch!"



I want to know more jokes can you please send me a email if u have any jokes
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Old 01-31-2009, 09:46 PM
Pablo Zartoli Pablo Zartoli is offline
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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

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He thought his wife was a flake.
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Old 01-31-2009, 09:49 PM
Pablo Zartoli Pablo Zartoli is offline
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A guy says, "Doctor, Doctor! Help me, I keep thinking I'm getting smaller!"

Doctor replies, "Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
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Old 04-04-2009, 02:44 AM
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what do you call cheese thats not urs.....nacho cheese
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